Vicky got married yesterday and I believe there are many pounding heads in Boca this morning. The weather for the oceanside ceremony was perfect...for people like me with short hair that regularly looks wind-whipped. Those with long hair were carefully pulling it back from where it stuck to their lip gloss!
The reception was lots of fun...especially with the contingent of Maine friends who know how to party!!! Vicky looked stunning. Actually so did Stacy and I! Our perfect spray tans made us the envy of the self-proclaimed "pasty white" State of Maine residents.
We are not talking your run-of-the-mill spray tan. We tanned using the Versa Spa (models not included in the tanning fee) at the Boca Tanning Club. Yes, here in Boca he have a tanning club that is open 24 hours! I know that my readers from northern climes are thinking, why do they need a tanning club in Boca? It's sunny there all year round! And everyone is thinking, why would you need a tanning club that is open 24 hours? Well, here in Boca, we are quite busy...what with driving around town honking angrily at other drivers, meeting with plastic surgeons and shopping in those stores that require an armed guard to protect their handbags (which cost more than my first car!) So it is essential that we minimize the time we spend to obtain the perfect shade of golden skin. We can't be bothered spending hours at the beach with all that nasty sand, seaweed and water that is way too salty for our cholesterol levels! So, if our Ambien wears off at 4 a.m. and we look down to discover, egad, our skin is pasty white like those people from Maine, then we can just hop into our BMW and drop by the Boca Tanning Club before the kids even wake up. (I swear, I think the Boca Raton Chamber of Commerce should pay me for this blog!!!)
Although my head is still a little fuzzy, the third cup of coffee is kicking in and I want to close with this completely random thought: I think that Prada should come out with a line of baseball cleats and have all of the Tampa players wear them. Because then they could use the catchphrase:
The Devil Rays Wear Prada!!!
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