I recently tossed over Kevin Costner as my man for whom I would leave my husband, replacing him with Patrick Dempsey, but tonight he pissed me off. As Anne Hathaway was delightfully praising the illustrious Julie Andrews, Patrick Dempsey, AKA McDreamy, was McBored. He could not have possibly looked less interested in the goings-on. Now, we can't blame it on age...he was born just four years after me and therefore more have been touched by Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music and the Carol Burnett combinations. But he just looked like he wanted to pick up his ensemble SAG award, listen to another person stand up for Isaiah Washington and get on to the after-hours party.
So, McDreamy, you are so tossed aside. And I now designate Kyle Chandler as the man for whom I would leave my husband. (Although, Michael knows that was it not for it my friendship with Stacy, it would TOTALLY be him!) Patrick Dempsey, Julie Andrews is the woman who was making it happen before you were born. You have no business McDayDreaming while she is being honored. She has earned every honor she has won. And while you have bedroom eyes and an all-day five o'clock shadow, you need to sit up and take notice that she has been awarded the status of Dame and you are nothing but the man of the moment. Do a tenth of what she's done and you can look as McBored as you want. And as painful as this may be...you've lost this 40-something soccer mom!
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